Short post today, but not any less action-packed.
I had to have a police check done last week as part of applying for a job. Got the results back today and… apparently I had a DUI arrest in Perth back in 2008.
Which is funny, because I didn’t have a driver’s license in 2008. Or was anywhere near Perth…
So, clearly the police check has caught somebody with my own, full name, who happens to be not me. Typical. I’ve now done more work getting this job than I ever will at the job itself! I’m making the necessary inquiries to clear ‘my’ good name. Can’t have my coworkers thinking I’ve got a drinking problem, especially in this economic climate!
Today’s Lesson: If somebody else has your name, kill them.